105 Funny Love Yourself Quotes to Boost Your Confidence

Life's too short to take yourself too seriously! Sometimes we all need a good laugh while showing ourselves some love. That's why I've gathered these hilarious and heartwarming quotes that celebrate self-love with a generous side of humor.

Whether you're having a tough day or just need a confidence boost with a chuckle, these quotes will remind you that it's okay to be perfectly imperfect – and have fun along the way.

Let's start with some witty wisdom that combines self-love with laugh-out-loud moments. These quotes show that confidence and humor make the perfect pair. Need some romantic laughs to share? Check out our collection of Funny Love Quotes that'll make your heart smile

1. "Be a pineapple: Stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside" - Katherine Gaskin

A fruity take on confidence that perfectly captures standing out with style!

2. "My mirror and I are having a 'who's prettier' contest. Spoiler: we both win."

Because some days you just need to be your own biggest fan.

3. "Self-love is the best romance, and it doesn't require remembering anniversaries."

The most reliable relationship you'll ever have - no calendar required!

4. "I don't chase, I attract. What belongs to me will simply walk into the fridge."

Who needs a pursuit when you've got snacks waiting for you?

5. "My morning coffee is a reminder that I love me a latte."

Starting each day with a cup of self-love and terrible puns

6. "If it costs you your peace of mind, you've overpaid." — Rigel J. Dawson

The best investment advice for your emotional well-being

7. "You're not going to tell me who I am. I'm going to tell you who I am." — Nicki Minaj

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8. "Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to being me." — Ain Eineziz

Because normal is just a setting on the washing machine

9. "Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood." — Bill Murray

A hilariously practical approach to giving your all

10. "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing, that's why we recommend it daily." — Zig Ziglar

A clean perspective on keeping your spirits high

11. "Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what's left of you." — Katie Reed

Putting yourself first isn't selfish - it's necessary!

12. "Whatever paths you choose, someone will hate you. Only be certain that someone is not you." — S.D. Simper

Your biggest fan should always be yourself

13. "I'm not self-centered. I'm just really into my favorite person: me."

A delightful spin on loving your own company

14. "I told my plants about self-care, and now they're watering themselves."

Even your houseplants know the importance of taking care of yourself.

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15. "My morning coffee is a reminder that I love me a latte."

Because caffeine and self-love are a perfect blend

16. "They say good things take time. At this rate, I'll be a masterpiece by 90."

Aging like fine wine, with a dash of humor

17. "You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with." — Wayne Dyer

Making solo time your favorite time

18. "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." — Elbert Hubbard

The ultimate reminder to lighten up and laugh

19. "The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept." — George Carlin

Sometimes the best advice comes from within

20. "I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."

A transformation plan we can all get behind

21. "Stand up for yourself, unless you're at a comedy club. Then, sit down and enjoy the show."

Knowing when to take a seat and have a laugh

These quotes remind us that self-love doesn't always have to be serious - sometimes the best way to boost your confidence is with a hearty laugh. They show us that it's perfectly okay to be ourselves, quirks and all, while maintaining a sense of humor about life's journey.

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1. "I'm not self-centered. I'm just really into my favorite person: me."

Self-awareness meets self-love in the best possible way

2. "Remember, you're the lead dancer in the performance of your life."

Dancing to your own rhythm, even if you have two left feet

3. "I have a date tonight. With my bookshelf. We're reading between the wines."

The perfect kind of date - no small talk required

4. "My skincare routine is a love letter to myself – signed with a kiss of moisturizer."

Because self-care looks good on everyone

5. "A glowing woman can help other women glow and still be lit."

Sharing the shine while keeping your own light bright

6. "In a society that profits from your self-doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act." — Caroline Caldwell

Being your own biggest fan is the ultimate power move

7. "Be good to your skin. You'll wear it every day for the rest of your life." - Renee Rouleau

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8. "I am a queen because I know how to govern myself." — Lailah Gifty Akita

Self-governance with a crown on top

9. "Makeup can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup." — Audrey Hepburn

Beauty tips with an unexpected twist

10. "If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough." — Phyllis Diller

Earning your laugh lines with pride

11. "It's true that beauty comes from within, but does it have to stop there?"

Because inner beauty deserves an outer spotlight

12. "The capacity to feel gorgeous without someone else telling you so is confidence."

Your own opinion is the only one that truly matter

13. "You have a heart filled with so much love. Give yourself a little."

Remember to save some of that love for yourself

14. "Be enough for yourself first. The rest of the world can wait."

Making yourself a priority isn't selfish, it's necessary

15. "The moment you realize your self-worth, you'll stop giving people discounts." — Karen Salmansohn

No more clearance sales on your value

16. "If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough." — Phyllis Diller

Every line tells a story of joy

17. "You're your own teacher. Give yourself the extra credit today."

Grading yourself on a curve of kindness

18. "Let your light shine bright so the other weirdos can find you."

Being a beacon for your tribe

19. "Beauty begins the moment you decide to be yourself." - Coco Chanel

The most natural glow-up there is

20. "Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on." – Maxwell Maltz

Time to release what's holding you back

21. "Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick and pull yourself together." - Elizabeth Taylor

The holy trinity of self-care

1. "Remember to charge yourself as often as you do your phone."

Because running on empty is no way to live

2. "My kind of workout? A face muscle marathon called smiling."

The only exercise routine that's guaranteed to lift your spirits

3. "I always follow my heart, but I take chocolate with me, just in case."

Because backup plans should always be sweet

4. "I'm the hero of my own story. And sometimes the villain too."

Embracing all parts of your character arc

5. "You're always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company." — Diane Von Furstenberg

Making peace with your permanent plus-one

6. "I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it." — Johnny Depp

Weird is just another word for interesting

7. "Be messy, complicated, and afraid. And show up, anyway." — Glennon Doyle

Real courage isn't about being fearless

8. "The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the face you have after 50 is the face you earned." — Tom Hanks

Earning your character lines one laugh at a time

9. "You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn't worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens." – Louise L. Hay

Time to switch up the internal dialogue

10. "Inhale love, exhale negative thoughts."

Breathing exercises for the soul

11. "The greatest miraculous healer is love. The power of self-love transforms our lives."

Being your own medicine man

12. "You're a masterpiece. Although not everyone will comprehend you, those who do will never forget you."

Not everyone gets modern art either

13. "Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

Breaking free from the copy-paste life

14. "Love yourself, even a little bit each day, and your life will bloom into infinite joy."

Growing self-love like a garden

15. "I got tired of waiting for opportunity, so I created a doorway." — Bernard Shaw

Sometimes you have to be your own handyman

16. "Self-confidence is like a muscle. The more you use it, the stronger it gets."

No gym membership required for this workout

17. "Find out who you are, and do it on purpose" - Dolly Parton

Intentional authenticity at its finest

18. "Without self-confidence, we are as babes in the cradle." -Virginia Woolf

Standing tall in your own power

19. "To produce anything great—to even sit down and try—often requires feeling that we're capable of greatness, hardly the humblest state of mind." - Craig Malkin

Permission to believe in your own potential

20. "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well too." - David Storey

Building your confidence one win at a time

1. "Know your worth. Then add tax and a service charge" - Sinéad Kennedy

Don't forget to factor in your premium features

2. "Confidence is knowing your playlist is superior, even on shuffle."

When even your random picks are fire

3. "Running on coffee and self-love."

The perfect morning blend

4. "Building my empire... of self-love and chocolate."

The sweetest kind of success

5. "Confidence level: Selfie with no filters."

#NoFilterNeeded when you're this fabulous

6. "Self-love is the best makeup." — Inspired by Tina Fey

A look that never needs touching up

7. "It's not your job to like me; it's mine." — Byron Katie

Taking charge of your own fan club

8. "A smile is a curve that sets everything straight." – Phyllis Diller

Geometry has never been more beautiful

9. "My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best."— Winston S. Churchill

High standards? No, just self-aware

10. "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." – Oscar Wilde

The original influencer of authenticity

11. "Loving yourself isn't vanity. It's sanity." – Andre Gide

Maintaining your mental health, one self-hug at a time

12. "Mirror, mirror on the wall, I'll love myself, blemishes and all."

A fairy tale ending we can all believe in

13. "FLY = first love yourself"

The only flight manual you need

14. "Be yourself. An original is so much better than a copy."

No counterfeit confidence here

15. "The things that make me different are the things that make me." — A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)

Celebrating your unique honey pot

16. "Life is short; smile while you still have teeth."

Making the most of your dental work

17. "You can't spell 'awesome' without 'me'."

A spelling lesson worth remembering

18. "Don't belittle yourself. Be BIG yourself."— Corita Kent

Size matters when it comes to self-love

19. "The most beautiful thing in the world isn't a thing at all. It's you."

Beauty beyond compare

20. "Self-confidence is the memory of success." - David Storey

Building your highlight reel

1. "If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." — Dalai Lama

Size doesn't determine impact

2. "Don't forget to drink some water and get some sun. You're basically a house plant with more complicated emotions." — Pearl Haggard

Self-care simplified to plant care

3. "Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself." — Anne Lamott

The universal IT solution applies to humans too

4. "You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with." — Wayne Dyer

Making solo time quality time

5. "Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, and never follow someone else's path—unless you're in the woods and you're lost, and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that." — Ellen DeGeneres

Practical wisdom meets wilderness tips

6. "You are not a mess. You are a feeling person in a messy world." — Glennon Doyle

Finding order in the chaos

7. "I stopped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself."

Being your own light show

8. "Don't doubt yourself. That's what haters are for." – Turcois Ominek

Outsourcing your doubts

9. "My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style." – Maya Angelou

Living life with flair

10. "If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be." – Maya Angelou

Breaking free from the ordinary

11. "Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe." – Mark Twain

Saving your emotional currency

12. "You can't always make someone love you, but you can always make yourself love you more."

Being your own greatest romance

Life gets serious enough on its own, so why not lighten the load with a little laughter? These 105 funny self-love quotes show us that confidence doesn't always need a straight face – sometimes it wears a grin and comes with a side of sass.

Save your favorites Funny Love Yourself Quotes , share them with friends, or stick them on your mirror. Because at the end of the day, the person who deserves your biggest smile (and maybe your corniest jokes) is you.

Remember: You're not just surviving – you're thriving, one laugh at a time. Keep glowing, keep growing, and most importantly, keep grinning!